Relatively stupid symptoms thread

[SkyeAlexei]

Just thought I'd start a thread for mundane, stupid, silly, absurd etc symptoms of psychosis.
For me, here's 3:
1) Tactile hallucinations of single raindrops on my skin. Not a cloud in sight, or just straight up indoors. It's dumb.
2) Car thing #1: jolting cars in parking lots. It looks like they're about to pull out of the spot for just a split second and that's it, but it can happen over and over with many cars. Makes walking in a calm linear fashion annoying and difficult.
3) Car thing #2: People in the backseat flipping pedestrian me off when they turn and I'm at a crosswalk. Why? No idea.

Comment your own below~

[uncouth_capybara]

Just thought I'd start a thread for mundane, stupid, silly, absurd etc symptoms of psychosis.
For me, here's 3:
1) Tactile hallucinations of single raindrops on my skin. Not a cloud in sight, or just straight up indoors. It's dumb.
2) Car thing #1: jolting cars in parking lots. It looks like they're about to pull out of the spot for just a split second and that's it, but it can happen over and over with many cars. Makes walking in a calm linear fashion annoying and difficult.
3) Car thing #2: People in the backseat flipping pedestrian me off when they turn and I'm at a crosswalk. Why? No idea.

Comment your own below~

I have a few of my own to add!
1. Hearing voices that agree with negative self talk. For example parking on the wrong side of the gas pump, I ask myself, am I retarded? Voice responds, yes. Like, thanks for that...
2. Similar to your car ones, I have those too where I hallucinate that the cars are still driving when they are coming to a stop. Could be an anxiety thing, but it does make crosswalks especially difficult.
3. Tactile hallucinations of being tapped on the shoulder or something else to get my attention. I turn and look and no one is there...like ...can I help you?!